sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
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Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
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the gays at disneyland are vicious
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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