where does the pee come out of this thing
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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