hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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