I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
false alarm, still single
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
Randomize
