dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
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i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
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this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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