yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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