So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
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you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
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Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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