Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
Barsexuality is the new black.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
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Sacagawea was the original milf.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
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I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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