The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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