I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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