That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
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I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
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I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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