new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
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I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
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Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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