Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
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