Dual....:-)
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
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