Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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