come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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