that's an acceptable place to lick
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
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so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
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ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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