Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
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We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
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You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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