Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.