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  (812): View more from Indiana

  On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.

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  (812): On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond. http://tfl.nu/u4yu
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  (909): View more from California

  Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"

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  (909): Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead" http://tfl.nu/8n1v
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  (716): View more from New York

  Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....

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  (716): Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee.... http://tfl.nu/ar4i
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  (651): View more from Minnesota

  Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?

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  (651): Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder? http://tfl.nu/8sji
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  (863): View more from Florida

  The porch is breathing.

  (813): View more from Florida

  STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT

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  (863): The porch is breathing. (813): STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT http://tfl.nu/v5zw
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  (304): View more from West Virginia

  looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.

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  (304): looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now. http://tfl.nu/ioc0
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  (310): View more from California

  He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then

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  (310): He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then http://tfl.nu/yowr
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  (919): View more from North Carolina

  No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.

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  (919): No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions. http://tfl.nu/s4to
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  (716): View more from New York

  I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor

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  (716): I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor http://tfl.nu/okrw
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  (913): View more from Kansas

  Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no

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  (913): Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no http://tfl.nu/66ot
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  (617): View more from Massachusetts

  He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.

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  (617): He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer. http://tfl.nu/nrwh
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  (314): View more from Missouri

  He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.

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  (314): He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out. http://tfl.nu/0q8v
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  (330): View more from Ohio

  I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.

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  (330): I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it. http://tfl.nu/g09i
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  (713): View more from Texas

  I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?

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  (713): I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz? http://tfl.nu/17pr
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  (312): View more from Illinois

  He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?

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  (312): He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply? http://tfl.nu/di83
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