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Worst Nights of the Month

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• (425): View more from Washington

  It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.

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• (718): View more from New York

  I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?

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  This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes

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• (914): View more from New York

  I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?

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• (813): View more from Florida

  PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Is that your mom climbing in your window dude

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.

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• (805): View more from California

  he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.

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