Worst Nights of the Month

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• (916): View more from California

  Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?

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  I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?

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• (408): View more from California

  i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....

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  I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09

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