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  (651): View more from Minnesota

  Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?

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  (651): Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder? http://tfl.nu/8sji
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  (707): View more from California

  How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?

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  (707): How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation? http://tfl.nu/nygk
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  (901): View more from Tennessee

  I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.

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  (901): I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck. http://tfl.nu/x3qh
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  (216): View more from Ohio

  Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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  (216): Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital. http://tfl.nu/atdl
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  (404): View more from Georgia

  well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night

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  (404): well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night http://tfl.nu/co00
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  (512): View more from Texas

  Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections

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  (512): Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections http://tfl.nu/pu70
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  (702): View more from Nevada

  I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol

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  (702): I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol http://tfl.nu/mejo
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  (909): View more from California

  Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"

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  (909): Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead" http://tfl.nu/8n1v
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  (304): View more from West Virginia

  looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.

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  (304): looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now. http://tfl.nu/ioc0
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  (617): View more from Massachusetts

  He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.

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  (617): He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer. http://tfl.nu/nrwh
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  (863): View more from Florida

  The porch is breathing.

  (813): View more from Florida

  STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT

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  (863): The porch is breathing. (813): STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT http://tfl.nu/v5zw
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  (330): View more from Ohio

  I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.

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  (330): I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it. http://tfl.nu/g09i
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  (317): View more from Indiana

  I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.

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  (317): I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before. http://tfl.nu/0l7m
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  (919): View more from North Carolina

  No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.

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  (919): No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions. http://tfl.nu/s4to
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  (713): View more from Texas

  I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?

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  (713): I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz? http://tfl.nu/17pr
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