Worst Nights of the Month

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• (415): View more from California

  So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day

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  so i said i had a yeast infection

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.

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  Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??

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• (407): View more from Florida

  So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."

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