Worst Nights of the Month

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• (661): View more from California

  Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?

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• (904): View more from Florida

  my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.

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• (347): View more from New York

  Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  You were crying hysterically

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  So that's why my heels were in the oven...

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.

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