Worst Nights of the Month

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend

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• (305): View more from Florida

  where are my eyebrows?

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