You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
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Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?