He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.