the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Keanu Reeves Photobombed A Couple’s Wedding Photos As A Perfect Gift
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!