I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.