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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?

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(260): View more from Indiana

Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!

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(813): View more from Florida

Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?

(813): View more from Florida

Because one of you banged your stalker

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(317): View more from Indiana

Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it

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(702): View more from Nevada

I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service

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(316): View more from Kansas

I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck

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