Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
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