wakey wakey hands off snakey
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
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My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
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That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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