sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
