the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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