a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
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your like the ambassador to my penis.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
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just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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