Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
This toilet bowl is my home.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
