my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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