Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
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Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
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I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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