We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
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All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
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Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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i out mim tonsoeep
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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