no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.