Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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