I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
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Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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