I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
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Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
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get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?