I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
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I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
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woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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