What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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