Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
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I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
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And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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