Jerry, you need to find god
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
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i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
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I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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