glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
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I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
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you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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