butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
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I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
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The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
You were trust falling into bushes
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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