We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
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No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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