Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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