How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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