dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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