I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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