haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
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But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
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all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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