You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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