dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
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