So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Randomize
