You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
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Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
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Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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