so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
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Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
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I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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