Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
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i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
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He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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