She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
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There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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