Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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