Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
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