Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
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They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
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It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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