What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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